27kg of tobacco (540 x 50gm pouches) bought by EU Shopper, stopped by UK Customs and still brought them home!

l'm going to blog about this very shortly. l'm waiting for a scan of the official HMRC/UKBA form he got issued with stating the amount he brought back home. Thought that would be a little more impressive than just blogging about it. lt will validate the post m'thinks. :) Ties in with the P&O post

As some of you will have noticed ... l got it slightly wrong in the original post. The total is 27kg not 22.5kg which amounts to 540 x 50gm pouches. l'd missed the extra 4.5kg. :) Now rectified

There's a great deal of hearsay/rumours/false information on the net regarding what you can and what you can't bring back for personal use from the EU. Most of it seems to come from what people have heard from 'the man in the pub' (those that are still open) or the 'failed' shopper who was totally unprepared when stopped by UK Customs.

The legitimate shopper is wrongly associated by default with the shoppers that are not legitimate. HMRC see no difference between shoppers at the border ... period. lt is up to the legitimate shopper to be prepared for this. lf he doesn't he will be like a sheep in a pack of wolves. The rights or wrongs of this do matter but it is simply a fact of life that at the moment this is the way it is. Will it change? ... l doubt it.

So what you are left with is a potentially threatening situation that you have to deal with. You will be spending not an unsubstantial sum of money in order to save yourself a similar amount. lt's just a case of basic economics. l find it strange that many people (mostly non-smokers) can't see the logic of this. Yet, if you say to them 'If you could buy petrol at 50p a litre and can bring back as much as you like for personal use, how much would you bring back?' ... a light seems to be turned on and understanding then comes to them. This then puts into context the HMRC's 'guidelines' ... using the petrol example, if HMRC said their guideline was 160 litres yet you could afford and transport 1600 litres ... everyone would bring 1600 litres. There's no difference when purchasing tobacco/cigarettes!

There are some HMRC Officers that understand this but they are in the minority l've found. Too often is the mindset that they must try and confiscate everything that is brought into the UK regardless of the circumstances. To this end, these officers will try to find any excuse to do this. One of the most widely used is 'How often do you travel or have travelled?'. This is based on the assumption that everytime you travel abroad you bring back large quantities of tobacco/alcohol.

Or, put another way,  if you go to Asda and buy 2 bottles of whisky ... everytime you go back to Asda you buy 2 bottles of whisky. lt doesn't matter if you have to pop-in to Asda for just a bottle of milk ... they assume you bought 2 bottles of whisky!

Travel abroad is cheap and in many cases cheaper than a weekend away in the UK and so people take advantage of it. They see and enjoy the sites and cultures of other countries. lt widens their understanding of different nationalities and in so doing removes a lot of prejudices. This is a good thing and there can be nothing negative about travelling abroad. Except of course ... if you are a smoker! Your travels abroad will be held against you ... period! Your motives will be questioned, your finances will be questioned, your employment will be questioned, your relationships will be questioned ... and all because you are a smoker!

lt's as though you have sewn on the arm of your jacket a symbol that ostracizes you from the rest of society. You are harassed, intimidated and victimised for being a smoker. The only sympathy for your plight comes from other smokers. Your rights and freedom to travel are constantly infringed. Whole coachloads are marched off coaches to be interrogated interviewed. lf you dare argue back they will interrogate interview you further ... till you are blackmailed to either leaving your goods or missing your coach and then left stranded. lt matters not that you could even be a WW2 vet that fought against such tyranny ... you are a smoker! Worse still is that if you are in your own vehicle it could be also confiscated simply on the whim of a HMRC officer ... and left stranded in another country. This is a whim mind, no evidence is necessary ... they simply only have to 'believe' that you are guilty. The 'believe' scenario is nothing more than an attempt at justification for any form of victimisation they deem to inflict upon you. Why? ... because you are a smoker!

Don't let them do this! Fight back!  lf you are going abroad to buy your alcohol/tobacco ... go prepared and not with just a hope you won't get stopped. Question them, ask for their name and number (often covered up by flak jacket), don't be intimidated, question everything and most of all, don't be subservient. All it does is empower them more. Take control from them ... you do have rights so use them. They may put over to you that they have the power of life and death ... but they haven't. They only have if you let them so it's up to you not to allow them to intimidate you. lf you don't know how to prepare yourself ... find someone who does and learn from them.

lt's up to you!

HMRC may even give you a certificate proving you know your rights ... see pic! :)


  1. Excellent post. Keep up the good work.

  2. stuff em l get a better welcome in other countries than l do in my own. fascist thieving twats

  3. l recently joined daytrippers.net forum and my first reply was from an informative member who finds your stance combative????

  4. lf by combative they mean standing up for my rights and refuse to be intimidated by HMRC they are 100% correct. l am not physically aggressive or abusive, l stay calm and factual.

    l'll look at daytrippers later and maybe blog about it.

  5. Excellent!
    They are thieves! First take goods off you and they sell it. We are talking millions here.

  6. after seing this nothing to declare 2 years ago it has helped me no end,firstly I had tobacco taken from me in dover on the proviso I go back for an interview as I did not want to miss my coach back up north,i read the article statement of truthe and how to write it out and what to do in audio,i did this on my return to dover,was there 5 miniuts after preducing my statement of truthe and my recorder,wo and behold they gave me the 4 kilo of bacci back,i then travelled on a mini cruise hull to zebbruger stoped again but this time had the statement of truthe on hand plus my hand held audio,i was interigated for four hours,even tried bullying me about the audio could be tamperd with if I go to court, buty I stook to my guns and no seizere was done 5 kilo of tobacco came home with me,thanks to this sight and its great advice,w,thompson


"In the eyes of the Tribunal the review letter contained several preconceptions, prejudgments and non-sequiturs"

"the absurdity of this reason is demonstrated by simply stating it"

"We therefore find that Mr Sked misdirected himself as to the Policy in carrying out the review and his decision is therefore one that no reasonable review officer could have arrived at."

... commonly known here at N2D as 'Skeds' ... that is to say these are Judges comments regarding UKBA Review Officer Ian Sked's reasons for rejecting peoples appeals against seizures.

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