ASH and their acolytes believe that they are winning. So much so that they started endless insults and harassment directed at smokers. Some smokers have responded to this online etc but many other smokers haven't. Why not? ... well, they have been responding in an other way and one that is far more satisfying than an online slanging match.
Firstly lets take pubs. Sure ASH etc has got non-smoking pubs and believe that smokers were forced out. Haha, how wrong they are! Smokers were not forced out ... they walked. Not because of the smoking ban but because their 'friend' the landlord and breweries were no such thing at all. They stabbed smokers in the back and so smokers would have nothing to do with them ... or ever will.
It never seems to cross ASH etc where all these smokers went but l think it's time to tell them. There were many a pub that remained the smoker's friend. They now have lock-ins and this means that smoking still goes on in pubs but now ASH etc can't see it! l find this really funny because the anti-smokers who use these pubs during the day are amongst their dreaded second hand smoke and their third hand smoke! They believe they are now safe ... but oh, if they only knew! Hahahaha, nowhere is 'safe' for them because smokers are using these places too!
Same goes for restaurants, cafes, clubs and a host of other locations where they think they are 'safe'. Sorry ASH but you ain't! Smokers go and smoke there too!
Another phenomenon that has taken hold is what we call 'Smoky-Drinkys'. This is people converting rooms or garages or sheds to bars. They then invite all their mates round including non-smokers and have a bar where you can smoke or drink. Again ASH etc don't know of their existence and more importantly their location ... and they never will.
These Smoky Drinkys provide absolutely zero revenue to the UK economy from tobacco and very little revenue to the economy from alcohol too. Why? ... because it's virtually all purchased from the EU! ... no revenue for the UK! I don't know of one person that l'm acquainted with that buys their tobacco from UK retail outlets ... not one! Those that can't get to the EU purchase their tobacco from white van man ... again no revenue for the UK!
Then there are those smokers that are now growing their own tobacco or purchasing tobacco leaves ... sorry, still no revenue for UK.
What's really great about all this is the anti-smokers, anti-alcohol and other control freaks have no way of finding how many there are. That's because these smokers, drinkers etc are totally off their radar. They can't get data or stats on them because they don't know where they are. How great is that!!!
The Belgian tobacco shops certainly are not seeing a drop in business. A friend of mine who owns a chain of tobacco outlets is actually investing in larger premises ... not a sign of falling trade then?
The anti-smoking fascists lost. They can get laws brought in as much as they like but the problem is policing them ... it doesn't work! My own MC club has always been smoking, nothing changed. ASH and their ilk created their own Frankenstein ... they've now got god knows how many smokers that they can't track. They've gone off the grid so it's impossible to have any data on them.
You'll hear from these fake charities that smoking has gone down but the truth is they can't find the smokers. Another truth is smoking is on the up in teens too. lt all makes for an appalling fail for the likes of Dreadful Arnott. Hell, she can't even go to the flicks because the film companies are also embracing smoking!
lt's going to be interesting to see what happens in the future. All these anti-smoking/drinking or whatever righteous fake charities going cap in hand to the government but there's less and less money. ln the meantime smokers are having a great time ... tobacco and alcohol very cheap and they don't get hassled by no-one when they partake in their gatherings.
lf a smoker ever get ill, of course they'll go to the NHS but they'll lie ... ASH and their acolytes taught them that. They'll say they don't smoke but the second or third hand smoke got them!
Then there's the more wicked amongst us who like to torment the anti-smokers ... especially the anti's who say they can smell tobacco and it stinks. Oh what joy ... there's fun to be had with this sort, 'smell' is their Achilles Heel.. There are fragrances available that have the smell of tobacco ... take a look ... here and here Can you imagine the havoc caused by spreading this fragrance round in various locations? The righteous will die! ... they think they've been exposed to the killer tobacco smoke! Hahaha, of course they might be ... someone may have been smoking there. How would they tell the difference?
Leaving cigarette butts around is another way the wicked smokers get at the righteous. They just leave them anywhere ... hotel rooms, aircraft toilets, offices ... the list is endless. The righteous's own minds will do the rest. The wicked smoker never throws their cigarette butts away .... they keep them in a little plastic bag for future use.
Which reminds me of this story l heard. Someone stayed overnight in a classy non-smoking hotel. ln the morning he went down to reception and complained he couldn't sleep because he could smell tobacco and it caused his eyes to run. He 'found' a little tin foil disposable ashtray containing a few butts hidden behind the TV. He gave the reception hell saying that they had deceived him by saying it was a non-smoking hotel when it clearly wasn't. Outcome of this was he wasn't charged for his stay! (Note- We disagree with this scam tactic but also disagree with the scam 'fines' imposed by hotels for cleaning the rooms and charging £50-200 when 'evidence' of smoking is found. Spraying the likes of Febreeze around is not cleaning the room!)
So all you anti-smokers ... the next time you are in the pub, a hotel room, a ship's cabin or wherever just think about this. Smokers take no notice of no smoking bans and they've probably smoked exactly where you are now. Go on, think about it ... you know you will, you can't help it. Smell the smoke yet? Can you taste the tobacco? Have you touched anything yet? ... too late l'm afraid ... you are contaminated!
Best thing you can do is go home and lock yourself in. Never go out and never never allow anyone to be left in your home alone .... they may be a smoker! You won't succeed of course ... smokers get you in the end!
Have fun ... l know l do!
Oh ... Hi Katy xxx
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Firstly lets take pubs. Sure ASH etc has got non-smoking pubs and believe that smokers were forced out. Haha, how wrong they are! Smokers were not forced out ... they walked. Not because of the smoking ban but because their 'friend' the landlord and breweries were no such thing at all. They stabbed smokers in the back and so smokers would have nothing to do with them ... or ever will.
It never seems to cross ASH etc where all these smokers went but l think it's time to tell them. There were many a pub that remained the smoker's friend. They now have lock-ins and this means that smoking still goes on in pubs but now ASH etc can't see it! l find this really funny because the anti-smokers who use these pubs during the day are amongst their dreaded second hand smoke and their third hand smoke! They believe they are now safe ... but oh, if they only knew! Hahahaha, nowhere is 'safe' for them because smokers are using these places too!
Same goes for restaurants, cafes, clubs and a host of other locations where they think they are 'safe'. Sorry ASH but you ain't! Smokers go and smoke there too!
Another phenomenon that has taken hold is what we call 'Smoky-Drinkys'. This is people converting rooms or garages or sheds to bars. They then invite all their mates round including non-smokers and have a bar where you can smoke or drink. Again ASH etc don't know of their existence and more importantly their location ... and they never will.
These Smoky Drinkys provide absolutely zero revenue to the UK economy from tobacco and very little revenue to the economy from alcohol too. Why? ... because it's virtually all purchased from the EU! ... no revenue for the UK! I don't know of one person that l'm acquainted with that buys their tobacco from UK retail outlets ... not one! Those that can't get to the EU purchase their tobacco from white van man ... again no revenue for the UK!
Then there are those smokers that are now growing their own tobacco or purchasing tobacco leaves ... sorry, still no revenue for UK.
What's really great about all this is the anti-smokers, anti-alcohol and other control freaks have no way of finding how many there are. That's because these smokers, drinkers etc are totally off their radar. They can't get data or stats on them because they don't know where they are. How great is that!!!
The Belgian tobacco shops certainly are not seeing a drop in business. A friend of mine who owns a chain of tobacco outlets is actually investing in larger premises ... not a sign of falling trade then?
The anti-smoking fascists lost. They can get laws brought in as much as they like but the problem is policing them ... it doesn't work! My own MC club has always been smoking, nothing changed. ASH and their ilk created their own Frankenstein ... they've now got god knows how many smokers that they can't track. They've gone off the grid so it's impossible to have any data on them.
You'll hear from these fake charities that smoking has gone down but the truth is they can't find the smokers. Another truth is smoking is on the up in teens too. lt all makes for an appalling fail for the likes of Dreadful Arnott. Hell, she can't even go to the flicks because the film companies are also embracing smoking!
lt's going to be interesting to see what happens in the future. All these anti-smoking/drinking or whatever righteous fake charities going cap in hand to the government but there's less and less money. ln the meantime smokers are having a great time ... tobacco and alcohol very cheap and they don't get hassled by no-one when they partake in their gatherings.
lf a smoker ever get ill, of course they'll go to the NHS but they'll lie ... ASH and their acolytes taught them that. They'll say they don't smoke but the second or third hand smoke got them!
Then there's the more wicked amongst us who like to torment the anti-smokers ... especially the anti's who say they can smell tobacco and it stinks. Oh what joy ... there's fun to be had with this sort, 'smell' is their Achilles Heel.. There are fragrances available that have the smell of tobacco ... take a look ... here and here Can you imagine the havoc caused by spreading this fragrance round in various locations? The righteous will die! ... they think they've been exposed to the killer tobacco smoke! Hahaha, of course they might be ... someone may have been smoking there. How would they tell the difference?
Leaving cigarette butts around is another way the wicked smokers get at the righteous. They just leave them anywhere ... hotel rooms, aircraft toilets, offices ... the list is endless. The righteous's own minds will do the rest. The wicked smoker never throws their cigarette butts away .... they keep them in a little plastic bag for future use.
Which reminds me of this story l heard. Someone stayed overnight in a classy non-smoking hotel. ln the morning he went down to reception and complained he couldn't sleep because he could smell tobacco and it caused his eyes to run. He 'found' a little tin foil disposable ashtray containing a few butts hidden behind the TV. He gave the reception hell saying that they had deceived him by saying it was a non-smoking hotel when it clearly wasn't. Outcome of this was he wasn't charged for his stay! (Note- We disagree with this scam tactic but also disagree with the scam 'fines' imposed by hotels for cleaning the rooms and charging £50-200 when 'evidence' of smoking is found. Spraying the likes of Febreeze around is not cleaning the room!)
So all you anti-smokers ... the next time you are in the pub, a hotel room, a ship's cabin or wherever just think about this. Smokers take no notice of no smoking bans and they've probably smoked exactly where you are now. Go on, think about it ... you know you will, you can't help it. Smell the smoke yet? Can you taste the tobacco? Have you touched anything yet? ... too late l'm afraid ... you are contaminated!
Best thing you can do is go home and lock yourself in. Never go out and never never allow anyone to be left in your home alone .... they may be a smoker! You won't succeed of course ... smokers get you in the end!
Have fun ... l know l do!
Oh ... Hi Katy xxx
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Couldn't agree more mate. We got our own bar at the bottom of the garden and tbh wish we'd done it sooner. Our money deffo goes a lot further.
ReplyDeleteOur pub has lockins to
ReplyDeleteand our boozer to.
ReplyDeleteyeah fuck yeah
Excellent uplifting post. Loved it. Thanks x
ReplyDeleteYou filthy smokers are breaking the law and one day you'll get your comeuppance.
ReplyDeleteCatch us if you can.
DeleteHow are we breaking the law?, Pub's can and do close their doors for private parties to get round the ban. Private homes are not included in the ban?
DeleteWe pay less tax, remember avoidance is not illegal, so how are we breaking the law?
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This was one of the best stories posted online yet. Seriously. I thought this was a great and wonderful write-up! Excellent, just excellent !!
ReplyDeleteI almost felt sorry for the hotel owner.
ReplyDeleteI note that smoky drinkyers smoke imported tobacco, quite rightly, but where, oh where can I buy Condor for my pipe except in the UK? Anybody seen any on their trips abroad?
ReplyDeleteSpain is one place to go George, see here-
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You're all just common criminals. l despise all of you. Why should we be exposed to your disgusting habit? We have a right to a smokefree enviroment. l hate you and hope you all die a horrible nasty death.
ReplyDeleteYes, we know that you hate us. You've been telling us that for a long time.
DeleteGet over it, we did. :-) x
Anon 5.35 ... You just don't get it do you? Despite all your tantrums and bile, you just can't effect or stop us doing exactly what we want to do. However, we CAN effect you!
DeleteOh dear anon, despise? hate? these feelings only eat into you and will eventually destroy you. Try a loving and acceptance approach to the situation, it will make you feel better. Otherwise it maybe you going to an early grave with your self inflicted nasty condition.
DeleteOh bugger, just dropped ash on my key board!
Now don't you dare go and tell them about the Shisha rooms.
ReplyDeleteErr ok, l won't tell anyone that those Shisha boys have exactly the same attitude to the smoking ban we do. Heh heh
DeleteWell said sir, that's how l feel. Just ignore the ridiculous smoking ban and there is damn all they can do about it. To tell the truth l quite enjoy being on the wrong side of the law. I never thought l'd ever hear myself saying that but enough is enough.
ReplyDeleteThere are times out of respect ( which we are being shown less of) where I think we all agree not to smoke.
DeleteOn the other hand ( it doesn't matter if you are left handed or righthanded there is is no discrimination) being told you cannot smoke on a public car park/ place because it is against a certain company/organisations policy is a different matter this includes hospital grounds.
Cheeky gets.
My policy is, I pay for this watch me... drag drag, drag and the reply is butt, butt, butt... ha ha
Funny
We always had manners Arfur. When in someones house etc you always asked 'Do you mind if l smoke?'
DeleteMost ridiculous thing has to be No Smoking signs on churches. l don't care what background you came from ... no-one EVER smoked in a church! Nobody needed telling ... it was respect and manners.
Totally agree.
DeleteYou have metioned one of the best and most important assets a person can have, they cost nothing and they should be used by everyone of us to everyone in our daily lives. Irespective of what social/financial 'level' we perceive ouselves to be.
Arrogance or self worth will be persons or organisations downfall.
This blog and the forum with the contibutors are a sign that people still have it in them to give for the greater good. I for one thank you one and all.
Brilliant SH.
ReplyDeleteEverything is going underground :) ( but on the surface). People do what they do. You can take the smoke out of a pub etc, but you can't take the smoke out of society.
We are meant to learn from history the more we legislate the more the black economy comes into play. In the case of the UK it is a legitmate trade that is costing them as well. But they will never admit it because it would open the flood gates.
Now... where's mi' tin hat?
Damn the dog's eaten mi papers ( luckily it was the Gaurdian and the Daily Mail) I'll roll a fag now with mi papers I have left.
We never learn.
Here's an interesting fact ... the Social Club has had the minibus for about a year now. Everbody smokes in it on our trips incl our trips within the UK. The designated drivers all smoke and do so behind the wheel. We have NEVER been stopped or reported for smoking in the bus! We definitely don't hide that we are smoking. ln fact, we probably smoke more than we usually do. This is because we light up whenever we see any of the authorities ... but still nothing!
DeleteThe minibus is even adorned with smoking skulls on the doors! l'm beginning to think the bus is invisible. Oh l forgot ... we even use the bus lanes (cos' we legally can) ... still nothing! Go figure
That's quite amazing.
ReplyDeleteJust because you can legally use a bus lane and the fact that you are in a bus and you are not stopped!
Wow
There must be something wrong.
Luckily HMRC/BA/BF/Capita...oops have noting to do with this.
Fuck you anon haters.
ReplyDeleteBest post ever Smoking Hot
I don't smoke but I do not agree with the selective arguments by the anti-smoking brigade. The only thing I am concerned about in the blog above is the comment about 'finding' the cigarette butts in a non-smoking hotel room. The charge for the room may have been waived but there is a good possibility that the person whose job it was to clean the room for the next resident may be disciplined or sacked. Don't forget that for every action there is a reaction, not always immediately evident. Otherwise, keep on fighting them.
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No, we don't agree with the hotel scam either. It was put there to show how this non-smoking policy can be abused by some. However, neither do we agree with hotel patrons being made to pay a scam surcharge of anywhere from £50-200 to 'clean the room' when all they do is use something like Febreeze and spray it around.
DeleteThe objective of the Zealots is to get legislation in accordance with the FCTC (Framework Convention Tobacco Control, for anyone who does not know). In the UK, they have almost all of the legislation, except plain packs. The legislation has failed, largely because it is unenforceable. But you might say that the smoking ban in pubs was successfully enforced. No it wasn't. What happened is that smokers stopped going to pubs. After a short time, there was no one to enforce the ban on. (Perhaps I should point out that I am speaking of very large numbers of people and not the few who still go to pubs occasionally)
ReplyDeleteAlso, there has been no reduction of the enjoyment of tobacco. Smoking bans have failed, swingeing tax increases have failed, the display ban has failed, the vending machine ban has failed and PP would have failed also. All their big guns and bombs have failed. What have they left? Pea shooters and elastic bands.
That was a joy to read, SH. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm with MB, there's something so very liberating about breaking stupid laws.
Fuck you too Harlan Pepper.
ReplyDeleteI hate you and hope you smokers all die a horrible nasty death.
Jeez, are all antismokers called anon? Told them not to read the post but they just can't resist. Maybe they like getting their knickers in a twist. (written whilst smoking in non-smoking hotel room)
DeleteI'm a non smoker so personally have no problems obeying hotel rules.
ReplyDeleteA while back we were staying at one of the well known £29 per night hotels. Came back in evening to find letter under door saying that they had evidence of smoking in our room and that we'd be charged £100 if it happened again.
Naturally I steamed off down to reception. Seems that cleaning staff had noticed that room had been sprayed and they take this as an indication of smokers covering their tracks.
I produced my prescription odour eliminating spray that I have as result of radical cancer surgery.
Rather red faced receptionist - I now mention spray when initially checking in.
It proved to be Very helpful to me and I am sure to all the commentators here!
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