Exclusive! Device to protect you from UKBA, Customs, Terrorists and even ASH!



We are very very impressed with this. lt really does work ... just look for yourselves :-

9 comments:

  1. Problem is that the holes in the colander would still allow the Thought Beam that T H E Y (the Government) use to penetrate your skull.

    Simple tin foil is still the best.

    Although one of those mini woks would probably do the job too but not one of the non-stick sort.

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  2. oooOOOps...almost forgot: Time to take my meds.

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  3. lt only looks like a colander to fool the enemy. Each hole and slot has been scientifically designed to stop any beams getting through. lt's all there in the equation ... didn't you read it?

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  4. Read the equation?! No I was too busy with trying to decode the secret message in it.....but it's difficult when they won't let me have anything sharper than a crayon to write with.

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  5. The equation is the most important bit. It shows your workings out. Very professional.

    And, if you read it backwards, it's a fabulous recipe for leek and potato soup.

    A win-win!

    CR.

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  6. According to the formula the user becomes invisible when windmill reaches peak velocity. lt generates electricity too so you can apply to your electricty provider for feed-in tariff. Truly wonderous!

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  7. LPUK are putting in a bulk order but if l was you l'd make sure you got payment first. :-)

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"In the eyes of the Tribunal the review letter contained several preconceptions, prejudgments and non-sequiturs"

"the absurdity of this reason is demonstrated by simply stating it"

"We therefore find that Mr Sked misdirected himself as to the Policy in carrying out the review and his decision is therefore one that no reasonable review officer could have arrived at."

... commonly known here at N2D as 'Skeds' ... that is to say these are Judges comments regarding UKBA Review Officer Ian Sked's reasons for rejecting peoples appeals against seizures.

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