Yep a Booze Calculator ... unfortunately it doesn't have these questions:-
"Did you get laid?" ...
"How many drinks did you buy her?" (this is relevant because it is only set to calculate how much you spent on yourself but doesn't take into account the drinks you bought for the woman you was chatting up)
"Did you get pissed and if so can you remember how many you had?"
lt really should have had this question though "Do you give a toss?"
Try it out
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