Ah, hold on though… What if the vehicle was damaged by a roadside bomb? The sight of burning pages fluttering down from the sky would upset the devout believers, obviously.
Hmm. Okay, how’s this? All vehicles so equipped would be painted bright orange, and have large black letter “K”s, (or “Q”s?) all over them. This way, the dedicated and selfless freedom fighters engaged in the brave struggle to repel the evil foreigner, would not inadvertently compromise their glorious afterlife by deliberately destroying the Holy Book. It’s only fair to help them to avoid such a terrible fate. Destroying a Koran is unforgivable, we all know that. For our forces to carry a copy must be acceptable, surely? But clearly, no true muslim would knowingly destroy one.
Yes, that’s the solution.
Cheaper than an Ocelot too, I bet!