Hark the comment section sings Smoking Hot has done his 'thing'. Duty saved on tobacco mild Goods & owners reconciled. Joyful all ye Pirates rise -no longer falling for Sked lies. With SOT in hand proclaim UK borders will never be the same.
To all who have fought for freedom To all who will who continue to fight. To all who will stand to be counted To all who will not surrender To those who did not hide away.
A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
For those who were unable, a prayer For those who were unwilling? ???
"the absurdity of this reason is demonstrated by simply stating it" [as per the heading to your comments window]
Customs Officer: "How come you can afford the cost of this tobacco?" Answer: "Because I had the money to buy the tobacco".
Customs Officer: "Why are you buying so much tobacco?" Answer: "Because I intend to smoke it".
The above is jocular, but incorporates the reality of the situation. If you can prove that you have the funds (even if the proof is just a credit card statement showing your limit, provided that you are under the limit) then you have nothing to fear. "The absudity of the question is in the answer".
Essentially, proof that you can afford the tobacco that you buy is enough. There is nothing more to explain.
You cannot 'prove' how much you smoke - you can only provide 'indications'.
But you can cover yourself a little by writing a letter to your MP. Just say that you are going on a little holiday and any tobacco that you buy is for your own consumption. Also, write the Chief Exec of the Border Agency, saying the same thing. Cost? Two stamps!
I am going to Majorca in Spring. I have never experienced over the last ten years a Customs stop. I do not expect such a thing. But I will be prepared.
It costs almost nothing to be prepared. If you are prepared, any delay in your journey home, caused by Customs, is actionable on the grounds of harrasment.
16 comments:
Have a good one! You deserve it! xxx
Yep, do have a good one, I've started already :)
Hark the comment section sings
Smoking Hot has done his 'thing'.
Duty saved on tobacco mild
Goods & owners reconciled.
Joyful all ye Pirates rise
-no longer falling for Sked lies.
With SOT in hand proclaim
UK borders will never be the same.
...A Festive Feast Of Ringing Cash Tills to all.
Christmas hugs and kisses xxx
Thanks for everything
Great year dude, keep it up. See you finally got a troll, sad git that he is. lol
All the best
Merry Xmas and happy New Year to the great and good on this blog and others.
Thanks for all your hard work this year. Let's hope 2012 is better xxx
Merry Xmas!!!!!!
Merry christmas to all :)
To all who have fought for freedom
To all who will who continue to fight.
To all who will stand to be counted
To all who will not surrender
To those who did not hide away.
A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
For those who were unable, a prayer
For those who were unwilling? ???
Gothic(Live in Hope)Chapter
Mancunia Brittanicum
Damn fine site that helped me enormously. Thank you
Fer cryin out loud...go have a smoke and a drink what you on here for!!! happy thingy day m8
"the absurdity of this reason is demonstrated by simply stating it" [as per the heading to your comments window]
Customs Officer: "How come you can afford the cost of this tobacco?"
Answer: "Because I had the money to buy the tobacco".
Customs Officer: "Why are you buying so much tobacco?"
Answer: "Because I intend to smoke it".
The above is jocular, but incorporates the reality of the situation. If you can prove that you have the funds (even if the proof is just a credit card statement showing your limit, provided that you are under the limit) then you have nothing to fear. "The absudity of the question is in the answer".
Essentially, proof that you can afford the tobacco that you buy is enough. There is nothing more to explain.
You cannot 'prove' how much you smoke - you can only provide 'indications'.
But you can cover yourself a little by writing a letter to your MP. Just say that you are going on a little holiday and any tobacco that you buy is for your own consumption. Also, write the Chief Exec of the Border Agency, saying the same thing. Cost? Two stamps!
I am going to Majorca in Spring. I have never experienced over the last ten years a Customs stop. I do not expect such a thing. But I will be prepared.
It costs almost nothing to be prepared. If you are prepared, any delay in your journey home, caused by Customs, is actionable on the grounds of harrasment.
BE PREPARED!
Oh...forgot to say...HAPPY NEW YEAR TO S., M., and M - and all the other chaps!
Merry Christmas and HNY to The Dude! xxxxxxx
Cheers everyone ... appreciated!
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